Jojo's comeback plus Meme

I smelled shit the minute I opened the main door whilst something fury leapt onto and was busy scratching my knees. The darling is back. It somehow immediately reminded me of my aunt's dog who clung onto the toilet bowl when fireworks exploded. My cousin (male) had to pee with a 3 ft tall Dalmation staring at him with a frightened look.

Anyway..

I shall complete this meme since Cheryl tagged me a few days ago.

1. I love and hate dogs. I love them when they stare at you with those big, shining eyes. I hate when they growl and threaten to bite me. I was bitten by one sixteen years ago.
2. I never like seeing girls with flabby thighs wearing ass-length mini shorts.
3. I was a fencer.
4. I would like to get a chick lit book published one day. One is never too old for that. :)
5. My all-time favourite colour is green.
6. My primary 3 teacher punished me standing outside the classroom everyday for not memorising the Chinese idioms. All I could remember was 人山人海，失败是成功之母.
7. I hate it when pimples start appearing.
8. I still can't use the chopsticks properly.
9. I love to peel skin, as in human's old and wrinkly skin. Yeap, thats the fetish.
10. I am not really into earrings anymore. My ears couldn't handle them anymore.
11. I wished mummy had enrolled me for ballet lessons.
12. Anything to do with 3D is a no-no for me.
13. I played organ.
14. I still have yet to find the best Bak Kut Teh in Singapore.
15. I have never attended a school prom. It also means my closet holds no glamarous evening dress.
16. I have always dreamt of being a news reader until some friends teased my pronounciation, for example, happy BURFday.
17. I hate doing this meme already.
18. I was a violent child towards my baby brother. I used to do the hair pull, chilly-hit him, dig my sharp nails into his skin and finally coax him not to tell mummy.
19. I don't fancy junk food.
20. I desperately need something big to spice my life up this year.
21. To 25, are we there yet?
22. I secretly wish to open the 1st Ikea in KK and I'll be rich then.
23. I love juicy gossips especially who has broken up with who or who has fallen in love with who.
24. Many thought I'm good in accounts simply just because my parents are auditors. I used to fail that paper. I'm quite good in maths though.
25. Finally. I don't understand why mummy always grumbles about me being stick skinny, even after she has seen Cheryl's bodyframe.