Fox and Sauces

I got a friend who recently broke up with her guy who was having an affair with a fox.
My friend suspected something amiss, caught them redhanded, fox denied, guy did not want to end the affair, hence, the break-up.

I received that distress call at 6am on a Saturday.

Later that day I got to thinking about relationships, there are those that bring you surprises and sorrows, those that bring up lots of question, those that lead you back to square one. But the most difficult relationship is the one you have with yourself. Seriously, how well do you know yourself?

Anyway, why do guys cheat?

L once told me, guys prefer their main course accompanied with other sauces in order to make the meal a complete and perfect platter, at times. [A point there though]
I, personally prefer to have my meal tasted in the most original way, no need for sauces or whatever.
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However, if that meal is dry and tasteless, why not the ketchup?!