Pretentious Belas Kasihan act

I was approached by this young chap, introducing himself as someone from a charity organization. Usually, a fake smile will be hanging on my face and from there I will take the opportunity to whisk myself off before they can say anything to me. This time round however, I decided to give this chap the green light and there he was blah-ing all out to me at the greatest speed.

He was telling me this phenomenon of poor kids with inadequate clothing, education, funds which I am very aware of. There are plenty of them in my country [Sabah]. It was kinda touching at that very moment, I shall say. The spoiler then came when he shoved this form towards me and insisted that I sign up for free. I asked him, how is this free when I have to commit myself into donating RMxx every month for a lifetime once my signature lays on the dotted lines. He then signalled his colleague to handle the dirt job on his behalf which she did, non-stop insisting that I should contribute.

My reply made their faces turn black instantly. I told them I don't mind signing up, but I shall not contribute financially, I will contribute in terms of physical volunteer instead. They exchanged glances and gave me that shitty look.

They must be thinking "damn, down goes our hope in getting the commission from her signing-up."Those changes in their looks were about to activate that turmoil button in me. I so wanted to give them a tight bitch slap.
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Fine. I walked off without contributing anything that day.