Just for laughs.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they hada perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course perfect.

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One snowy, stormy Christmas eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

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Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

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There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to dissapoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

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Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple, and Santa Claus had an accident.

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Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!

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Note: For men only

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

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Note: For men only

By the way, if you're a woman, and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women Never Listen!